Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?" said the second. "Your yard's much too small for a pig!" "I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied his friend. "But what about the smell?" "He'll soon get used to that."
I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade. - zobacz
When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it. - zobacz
When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed. - zobacz
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse ! - zobacz
You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise I'll lay on my side. - zobacz