How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.
I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out! - zobacz
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks ! - zobacz
Who made this Christmas pudding? Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it? Elf-raising flour, of course. - zobacz
Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge. - zobacz
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad! - zobacz