How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his Whopper.
Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down. - zobacz
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy. - zobacz
Why is food better than men? Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds. - zobacz
A man got on a plane and sat next to a blonde, after sitting for awhile she sneezed, took out a tissue and whipped her box. The man not knowing her said nothing and went about his business. After about 3 or 4 minutes she sneezed again and, the same thing, whipped her box. Finally, the man got the nerve and asked "what was wrong?" She said that every time she sneezes she has an orgasm. "Oh!" the man said, are you taking anything for it? "Yes", she said - "black pepper!" - zobacz
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it? - zobacz