What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. - zobacz
Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide. - zobacz
What kind of hair do oceans have? ...Wavy hair. - zobacz
Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay. - zobacz
An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black." "Well, *some* of the sheep in Scotland are black," replies the experimental physicist. The heoretical physicist considers this for a moment and says "Well, at least one of the sheep in Scotland is black." "Well," the philosopher responds, "on one side, anyway." - zobacz