What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.
Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. - zobacz
Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark. - zobacz
Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one. - zobacz
Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? A. No phone numbers. - zobacz
Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work. - zobacz