Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself - zobacz
Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise. - zobacz
Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that question? Can't you see I'm busy! - zobacz
Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV. - zobacz
Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck? - zobacz