What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"? Pork Chop!
How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats. - zobacz
What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm. Canapes." - zobacz
What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head? Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine? - zobacz
How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face. - zobacz
Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine ! - zobacz